Webland Manifesto


`Soon the 'net would be covered with crap,
and a new 'net would be born.
All nations of denizens long dead would
come back to life. Then the merchants would
dissapear and the hackers would return.'

- Webland Manifesto, Germany 1995


Introduction

As the 'net evolves and its »killer application« the so-called World-Wide Web spreads like crazy, the mind-boggling amounts of information accessible on the 'net are becoming more and more frightening. And this holds true not only for the masses of information, but also for their questionable content.

In the first place the »Net.newbies« or »Net.Surfers« as they call themselves, (people who previoulsy hated to use computers in their daily work, now find themselves hooked into cyberspace spending hours on computer networks around the world; toying with the new notion of creating »virtual communities«) truly suffer from the information overload.

The »lost in hyper-space syndrome« prevails, since more and more of the good old 'net is turned into a netherworld of hypertextual lunacy. The 'net before its commercialization, used to be an intellectual playground linking ideas of the leading edge researchers of this planet. Today, it's turning into an unforeseen flatland of informational void. Nonsense at its best!

This makes newbies to the »info highway« easy targets for online services à la AOL, CompuServe, MSN, you name it. With all their small, BBS-like, closed-shop, single-mindedness. All of these services have a unique (hence incompatible) navigation frontend, and tie their users to the restrictions imposed by their edited, politically correct content. Access to the real thing only lurks in their backyards, and usually requires an extra fee.

The Internet is far more than the sum
of all the aforementioned services!

Unfortunately, this is both good and bad. Let's face it: in fact, we all do require advice, assistance and consolence galore. The 'net is too often too confusing to »Surfers«. So, let's take the best of the two worlds: the »small is beautiful structure« of BBS-like systems, plus the myriads of alternate footpaths in the gargantuan galaxy of the 'net and »keep the resulting Webland strikingly simple«. Make it a KISS architecture.

Webland is thus a small but beautiful island in the yawning hyper-ocean, the menace of Cyberspace. Created by long-time hitch-hiker's who know most of the things out there. Webland is intended to serve as a candle, but it has to be turned into a flame by yourself...

Alice in Webland

Alice will soon help you on a guided, easy-to-understand discovery tour throughout the whole Internet universe. Stay tuned and look for the following graphical pointer:

[Alice in Webland]

Request for Hikers

There are some more projects that come with Webland that we will try to persue as time allows; one is the creation of an easy to use WinCIM®-like frontend to the Internet written in HTML which should be fairly straight-forward, and help AOL, CompuServe, T-Online/Datex-J, and other closed-shop users to easily navigate the 'net...

If you want to help, drop me a line. Your suggestions are welcome anytime.

Contributions

If you want to contribute to the development and contents of Webland send suggestions, and links, (plus a text for the link, and maybe even a suggestion for a place within Webland where you think it fits best) to webland@de.uu.net. The easier it is to include your contribution the more likely it is accepted! Your comments will help us to make Webland more accessible and comprehensive over time...

Copyright

This extraordinarily fine product (Webland) is based on an idea by -joke, thus intellectual property of The Windspiel Company, and not Sirius Cybernetics Corporation! The usual disclaimers apply.

Credits

Thanks to jj for computing the very first Webland logo, David Drilling for creating the graphics of the Webland MoonSurf Award and everybody else who contributed links or ideas. Some of the icons used in Webland have been ripped off the Apache HTTP server distribution. Credit where credit is due.

Music was played by Extreme: Pornograffitti (A funked up fairy tale), A&M Records, 1990; Pink Floyd: P.U.L.S.E., Harvest Records, 1995; Marillion: Afraid of Sunlight, EMI Records, 1995; (Play it LOUD with lights turned off!)

...all else by -joke.


a joke production

... where Cyberpirates steal your time!

Copyright © 1995-2001 Jörg Heitkötter. All rights reserved.
If you find bugs in this service, please inform webland@de.uu.net

Available from the same author:
Bookland * ENCORE * Heartland * Surfland * Zooland



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